Thanksgiving Prayer!

“Dear Darwin

who art one with Earth.

Hallowed be thy theory thy evolution exist.

Nature’s selections be done,

on Earth as is with logic.

Give us this day our rational thought.

Forgive us our impatience,

as we forgive the ignorant.

Lead us not into pointless debates but deliver us from Creationism.

For thine be the scientist, discoverer and teacher!

Forever and ever!

Eureka!!!!”

-Unknown